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Reservion - funny story

Neo
T6, 09/12/2005 - 17:36
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Reservion

At the Lake Hotel where I worked in downtown Chicago,the offical maxim was "Give the suctomers what they want"
Our ability to meet that goal was tested one day when a large tuor gruop overwhelmed the registration area".
One impatient man bullied his way through the crowd,banged his fist on the front desk anfd demaned,"I want a room that faces the ocean".
In a voice that all could hear,the young clerk answered,"Certainly,sir.Atlantic or Pacific?".

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kangta
CN, 05/03/2006 - 17:18
  • TROI OI TUI DO NHTA LA TIENG ANH MA SAO KO CHIU DICH RA DUM TUI ZAY
    SAO MA TUI HIU DC HICHIC
HÃY NÓI HỘ TÔI NHƯNG ĐÓA HỒNG XINH ĐẸP NGƯỜI TÔI YÊU ĐỪNG LÃNG PHÍ THỜI GIAN KHI TÔI ĐEM HOA SO SÁNH VỚI NÀNG AI CŨNG BIẾT HOA NGỌT NGÀO XINH XẮN VÀ CHÍNH NÀNG LÀ ĐÓA HỒNG TƯƠI THẮM -------------------------------------------------------------- BI A9
Neo
T6, 17/03/2006 - 18:32
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  • Ừh, tại thấy không có mấy người quan tâm đến cái này nên cũng để vậy, nếu bạn muốn đọc bản dịch thì... đợi đấy, tôi sẽ dịch nó vào một ngày đẹp trời, thân !
blackpone
T6, 17/03/2006 - 20:12
  • Neo,may i have some ideas?
    what are suctomers,tuor and gruop?Are they customer,tour and group?There're something i am not sure,so i'll try it later,if you won't have answered it at that time.ok?
Neo
CN, 19/03/2006 - 15:18
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  • @ blackpone, You're right, those're my mistakes...Sorry ! Wink
voyager
T6, 24/03/2006 - 12:53
  • oh god , try this things which s more funny!

    A DOG NAMED SEX

    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him *rover* or *spot*. I called mine *sex*. Now sex has been very embarrassing to me when I went to the city hall to renew the dog's license for sex. I told the clerk I'd like a license for sex he said. "I would like to have one too!". Then I said, "she is a dog!!". He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "you don't understand. I had sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

    When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "but sex has played a big part in my life and my life revolves around sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the justice of peace. My family was barred from the church then on.

    When my wife and went on out honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for sex. He said every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "me too!"

    One day I entered sex in a contest. But before the competition began, sex ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand!!" I said. "I hoped to have sex on TV!!". He called me a show off.

    When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "your honour. I had sex before I was married, but sex left me after I was married." The judge said, "me too!!"

    Last night, sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up next Thursday.

    Well now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with my psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "sex has been my best friend all of my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer. So lonely." The doctor said, "look mister you should understand sex isn't a man's best friend. So get yourself a dog."


    :] Plain Face Tongue) rad it and hopefully u will enjoy [baaa]
nothing is for-ever
Neo
CN, 26/03/2006 - 15:24
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  • Oh my god, no, my hell, yes, It's really funny...Thank you for your post, very interesting, voyager
    @-D @-D @-D
voyager
T5, 30/03/2006 - 12:16
  • hey u thik its funny but why đi u scream oh god,hehehe.

    now im back and i have a question 4 u, try it and ull find something interesting, here is the ques:
    "she was swimming in a lake. suddently, she felt something in her mouth, and she got out of the water immediately.", explain why?what happened with her?
    hehehe Tongue)
nothing is for-ever
Neo
T5, 06/04/2006 - 15:25
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  • I know the answer, but I won't give it here. Let it be answered by the others, I'm waiting... Tongue) Tongue) Tongue)
voyager
T5, 13/04/2006 - 17:02
  • i dont think u have the right answer Mr. Neo, u know , its difficult to wait for another one who has the right answer, so let try it and dont wait any more
    Wink
nothing is for-ever
Neo
T6, 14/04/2006 - 17:52
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  • You think I don't have a right answer? Are you sure?
    I just want to know the others' answer, and I have enough patience to wait, why don't you?
    @-D @-D @-D